Noiituko and Ladiesman at their private restaurant.

Life in the Sky with the Royal Family

Potato___God • July 27, 2025

The world right now is pretty hectic. Ongoing tensions between various countries, court cases, and small battles have spread across the globe in recent days, but today, I was able to get the perspective of some people who don’t have to deal with this global uncertainty when I visited the beautiful city of Olympus, resting in the clouds above the Aegean Sea, and was able to get an exclusive one-on-one interview with the Royal Family, ladiesman22417 and noiituko at their private restaurant, the Cafe Olympus.

My first question for the couple was regarding life on Olympus for the two of them.

The Queen stated, “Life at Olympus is great, I love ruling besides my partner ladiesman22417”

Speaking of her partner, the King of the Heavens ladiesman24417 told me, “Life here on Olympus couldn’t be better. War never touches us and all foreign affairs remain separate from Olympus.”

Touching more on how life for the couple is, I asked them both about how day-to-day life for the two looks like. The Queen informed me that, “We have been lately updating and starting to furnish our residence.” I mentioned to them that I hope their redecoration goes well, and she reassured that “It is turning out well already”

Ladiesman24417 was a bit more general in his response, and simply told me that “It’s a very rich, fulfilling and happy life here. Couldn’t ask for anything more.”

I asked Goddess noiituko if she traveled out of the city often, “Yes, I have traveled outside of Olympus, me and my husband have another residence in New Tokyo and I still visit my old home quite frequently, and it’s great to see the other wonders of this beautiful earth.”

But after these more light-hearted questions, I figured it was important for me to ask the two about global issues.

I first inquired if the two ever got involved in foreign politics. The Queen informed me “Uhm no, I don’t really get involved in the foreign politics besides keeping a relationship with New Tokyo, the Union of the Rising Sun. Otherwise, my husband ladiesman or zeus deals with political affairs.”

Despite being told by her that the King of the Heavens typically is involved in political matters, he told me the opposite, stating simply “I never personally get involved with those types of matters.”

Getting more into specifics, I asked them both about the current ongoing global tensions involving Norway. The goddess noiituko “I have heard but have not formed an opinion on it quite yet.” As a Norwegian civilian, I naturally personally suggested to her that I’d hope if she had to take a side, that she’d side with Norway, and she told me plainly, “I will take that into consideration.”

Ladiesman simply told me “No comment.” on the matter.

My final question was more out of my own curiosity, and regarded the entire city, which the scale of was beyond any city I had ever seen. Grand fountains, well-crafted statues, and massive buildings which reminded me of the Roman Pantheon. My only question about it all was just how long it took to construct.

The Queen referred me to the King, telling me “That would be a question for my husband.”

When I asked him, he told me that “The City of Olympus began construction at the beginning of time itself and was completed 6 millennium (weeks).”

After all my questions were finished, I walked around the vast beautiful city, and was simply awestruck of the vanity and scale of the entire place, and got some photos during this walk. While I don’t believe the city will be widely open to the public any time soon, I felt immensely grateful for the opportunity to visit, and I hope that I will be able to meet with the Royal Family once again at some point in the future.